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the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine
behold…. a Bastard
Cat OS running on mouse hardware.
Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.
I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags
Mouse runs Doom
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countrynerddancer reblogged this from elvencantation Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one...the grasshopper mouse of...